Stop, Collaborate and Listen

Mon, 04 Dec 2006 15:42:28 GMT

I <3 Kitties and pup pups

DOUGISMS

Thu, 02 Nov 2006 16:07:22 GMT

DOUGISMS

· “That’s the last thing we need: Cheese Soda!”
· “Dude, Hessie, isn’t the 20th on the 19th?”
· “My mom prefers Jack Daniels.”
· ‘Holding up 7 fingers’ “That’s like…20 hours!”
· “Reservoir Dogs, isn’t that the one with Cuba Gooding, Jr.?”
· “What does fine mean?”
· Zack: “My back hurts.”
Douglas: “You should see a cardiologist for that.”
“Who has the audacity to call me at this hour?”
· “Dude, I’d rather look at a miniature golf course over the Mona Lisa.”
· “I’ll give you a mouthful of salt water!”
· “What is this, ginseng?”
· “WE HAVE GARDEN!”
· “When I die, I want to be plated in gold and put on the marching band field.”
· “Three o’ clock is 2:15 today!”
· “4 and, that’s like 8!”
· “Most 1st graders don’t have the brain level.”
· Zack plays “Feels So Good” “My farts sound better than that!”
· “I love it when I talk”
· “I am VERY cultured! I go to Taco Bell all the time!”
· Out with the old, in with the new
· “Something about the way I breathed when I came to Maryland, the wind from my mouth flew to Tom Coogan (Coldstone Owner) and made him think ‘Hey, I’m going to build a Coldstone in Frederick.’”
· “’No’ is probably the same in every language. Except Japanese. That’s probably like ‘Nyahhhh’”.
· “What do you use for soap, crap?”
· “Poop. DOH! I didn’t mean to say that.”

mehmehmehmehmehmeh

Fri, 24 Feb 2006 21:48:04 GMT

hey kids! check it out im updating! can you believe it?!
its been a crazy few weeks. dessert theater was most excellent i must say. i got a job at music n arts center so im a crazy working 2 jobs guy! WOO! and the play! i got a good part in the play, im pretty excited about it. little shop of horrors is the shiznat! im seeing MOTION CITY SOUNDTRACK on march 19th! WOO!!! most excellent! so im most likely going to hawaii in april, which is FUCKING AWESOME!!! oh mannnnnn that shall be SWEET! if im going then i will be the most excited kid ever. man i want summer so bad. its so good. nothing is bad. no being sick. no dry skin. WARMTH. NO SCHOOL. and so much more. the thought of it is quite delicious! ok time to get ready for work.
later

fuck if i know

Tue, 17 Jan 2006 05:24:27 GMT

hmm...
im in a slightly insightful mood.
there are so many things i want to say without being blunt and obvious. i wish i was more... insightful. kind of like guru kid from recess! (thanks hessie)
right now i would like to say a thank you to brynne, hessie, zack, and ally because i love you and you make me smile!

ok so
dont do bad things. i dont know what else to say. what the fuck else can i say?
ok this dumb im stopping goodbye and goodnight.
umm... ok
later

Sun, 01 Jan 2006 22:02:02 GMT

2006.
2006.
2006.
holy crap its 2006.

heh, what a way to start that. anyways. im really enjoying 2006 so far man. its freakin... freakin good ass times!

had a bit of a party shindig type thing starting at 8 last night... freakin good times with the shout about music, karaoke, rap battles, twister, and whatever else we did. then we watched the ball drop n all and then we went to go "light fireworks". well... everyone else... i went to jillian's house for a few minutes. :)
and then i went back and came home and then the girls left at 1. then dave zack hessie n maurice spent the night. that... was... SO FUCKING AWESOME. hahhahhaha dude, i haven't laughed that hard in my life. i almost guarantee. i mean... i have never heard those noises come out of me... hhaaahhahaha. laughs that is. and my back had never hurt from laughing, so yes. so around 8 am we fell asleep...lol. it was good. clean up wasn't even that bad. yay for the oreck vacuum. i went out to starbucks, and im going to the movies with jillian tonight. should be sweet!
so all in all.
i love the 1st day of 2006.
later

WOO

Tue, 27 Dec 2005 23:40:06 GMT

heyyyyy
hope everyone had a merry christmas. i did. i got to be at my dad's house which is always good, but boring as hell of course. not much to say. life's pretty good as well. but i do have some SUPERB news that you might not expect...
i...
doug medcalf...
am well on my way to LEAVING COLDSTONE FOREVER!!!!!! WOO!!!!!!!!
i got a freakin job interview at the music/arts center. DREAM JOB
can you say FUCKING AWESOME?!?!?!!? hell yes bitches!!!!!
:D

lets see... what else...
oh ya, everyone go see dessert theatre on... feb. 4th i think. DO IT. im nick. not many lines... but they're mostly semi-funny. the skit im in is the funniest... so ya, go see it!

i want to go home and see someone!!!!!!! and people.

i can't wait til new year's!!!!! its gonna be fuckin good times man. WOO!!!

ok im done for now.
later

Fri, 16 Dec 2005 04:14:06 GMT

FINALLY!

:)

The Walkersville Marching Band... uncut and the truth

Tue, 13 Dec 2005 04:12:45 GMT

Cast List for The Walkersville Marching Band... Uncut and the Truth
Directed by Doug Medcalf and Hessie Heslin

Mr. F- Ray Romano
Kara- Julia Roberts
Lee- Will Ferrel with a shaved head
Mr. Villanelli-
Frank Mahoney- Santa!
Dan- Drew Carey
Dan Delonge- George Clooney
Nigel- Chris Rock
Dave (guard instructor)- Jack Black
Doug- Aaron Carter
Zack- Haley Joel Osmand
Hessie- RONALD WEASLEY
Maurice- OJ Simpson
Chuck- Adam Sandler
Vita- Whoopie Goldberg
Dave Gould- Tom Hanks (Castaway style)
Bill Smith- Nicholas Cage
Dion- Dave Chappelle

Subject to change.
Leave comments if you have suggestions.
There are still more people (obviously), give us ideas people!

"and the story goes... it remains the same"

Sun, 27 Nov 2005 05:59:39 GMT

welp...
i am no longer dating jenna.
i wont be a jerk about it by posting the reasons in here, but if you wanna know about it just talk to me.

anyways...
tonight was really good... minus that news.
hung out with my man hessie... played pool, good times.
went to baker park, met up with rachel, tasha and grant.
hung out in downtown frederick.
got an AWESOME canolli.
then went to some other coffee shop and got mango sorbet. yum.
then we headed over to Downtime to watch cori play.
THE PLACE CLOSED. so i was disappointed!
so then we walked around... saw some funny people playing music at frederick coffee company... such good times there over summer...
then i came home..
and got the news.
fuck that.
later

its a bitter-sweet symphony.....

Sun, 13 Nov 2005 19:56:32 GMT

wow... just straight up wow.

to be honest with all of you, i thought we were gonna suck some major testicles this year.

way to prove me WAY wrong.

what else is there to say that hasnt been said...

7th place... wow... a school record... wow... im speechless...

you guys all know you rock... i dont need to say it.

i love how everyone in the band came together this year, unlike years in the past. everyone was so tight, it was awesome. that needs to continue, and just grow in general. something about this year was just better than the other years...

i was tearing up before we went on just thinking about everything that happened this year and what its gonna be like next year... i've also teared up reading everyone's entries about the band... goddamn its so bitter-sweet.

i had a shitty show... SHITTY... im sorry.

i can't believe its over!!!!!! oh man

im gonna miss the seniors... but until then...

see ya next year! lets kick even more ass!

i love you all!

and f... im not gonna be a stranger AT ALL, lol.

by the way... football is OVER! THANK GOD!!!

later

Fri, 11 Nov 2005 03:42:00 GMT

so tonight i was looking at pictures from when i was like 5... (i was a very cute 5 year old by the way)
and i was like, HOLY CRAP IM GROWING UP REALLY FAST!!!

i mean damn... i'll be dead in 60 years... or whatever
i'll be old and incapable of having the mass fun i want to have loooooooooong before that.
YIKES! I NEED TO START LIVING IT UP MORE!!!!!

Sun, 06 Nov 2005 16:22:32 GMT

so... walkersville is amazing what?

we fucking won the chapter championship AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
91 POINT FUCKING 5!!!!!!!!!
and why, my good sir, did we get that score?
because of MAURICE, hessie, zack, katherine, tori, jenna, allison, melanie, brynn, hannah, nathan, codystevens, nick, david, bill, dan, vita, lanie, ned, alyssa, chuck, casey, greg, dion, jerred, freddy, caitlin, jackie, jon, megan B., megan H, amy thompson (baritone), josh, jp, kira, anna, misner, magdelina, chris, lawton, sarah, amy thompson (guard), justin, megan (8th grade), emily, KT, bishop, lauren, kristen, katie, and brooke. if i forgot you, which i dont think i did, then SORRY IT WAS YOU TOO!!!!!

the fact that we had people from the cadets come down could definately be part of it as well. :D
and lee
and kara
and F!!!!!!

guys, GREAT job, lets kick ass at ACC's

we're tied for 2nd right now by the way. expect to drop to about 7th once they add all the band though.
BUT THATS STILL AWESOME!!!!!!! man... i hate this part... waiting to find out how we place after chapters, lol.

later

Fri, 04 Nov 2005 01:39:34 GMT

so...
scratch that last post.
most of it.

not a fan of people who dont get over themselves

Thu, 03 Nov 2005 04:18:49 GMT

are you FUCKING kidding me...

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whew! had to get that out.
oh well.
i learned a valuable lesson here.
and last night seemed so good too.

later

DO IT!!!!

Sun, 30 Oct 2005 20:44:31 GMT

BAND/CHORUS PEOPLE!!!

TURN IN YOUR DISNEY BAND TRIP DEPOSIT MONEY IN BY TUESDAY!!!!!!
ITS THE 1ST $100!!!!
DO IT!!!
NO MORE CANCELLED TRIPS FOOLS!!!

homecoming was spectacular by the way. :)
except i really want to dance some more... damnit.
i'll just go to the mall n play DDR...lol, im a loser.
we should have more dances.
but hey... only 6 1/2 more months til prom!...lol.

we are the champions at calvert hall too.
87.5 bitches... FUCK YOU LIBERTY!!!
see ya at chapters.

later

Fri, 28 Oct 2005 01:43:07 GMT

so much for that...
oh well... band's almost over anyways right?
awoe'faoiergf0eirgheqrg

"you could have it so much better..."

Wed, 26 Oct 2005 03:00:19 GMT

so the past 2 days in psycology, we watched a movie that literally changed my life.
it was called "tuesdays with morrie"
its about a college sociology professor who comes down with an illness call ALS and there is no cure.
one of his old college students, mitch, sees his old professor on tv and decides to go pay him a visit after 16 years. mitch starts out being very reserved, very work oriented, living life by deadlines, etc etc. he eventually takes a plane from detroit to boston every tuesday to spend it with morrie, eachtime he gets in worse condition. morrie teaches mitch about the meaning of life, and it just changed how i look at everything. im starting to realize the importance of the little things in life... like just eating a good meal with friends or family. and it made me think about how i want to live my life as an adult. part of me thinks i could be happy living in a trailor and driving around the continent seeing new places and meeting new people. but then again... i do want to have the big house and stuff too... i'll just win the lottery, retire, then not have to work and have plenty of time to enjoy the small things n my family and all that junx. good stuff. morrie also said not to be afraid of dying. "you must learn how to die before you can learn how to live." i thought that was interesting. and "we must love, or we die."

idk why i updated about that. but that movie was just... amazing.

if battle of the bands is cancelled next week, i swear i am going to fucking blow up the world and get rid of all the rain. that goes for calvert hall too.

i need to work on some persuasive skills... gotta change some minds about stuff.

i can do the dance for the pep rally!!! kind of... lol
jillian and i had a hitting dance thing, it was painful sometimes, lol

ah fuck
drama monologue due tomorrow. i dont have it all memorized, and im thinking i need to in order to bring up my grade... YIKES.

i want this week to be OVER... i pretty much just want saturday to come. it'll be good times. hopefully VERY good times. :)

okimleaving
later

"its such a shame..."

Mon, 24 Oct 2005 04:43:12 GMT

ughhh
i hate to see this go to waste.

dude... i just found a pulse in my palm.

work is the scariest place on earth by the way.

bed time.
later

"and i dont count the stars cause they dont count on me"

Sun, 23 Oct 2005 04:44:27 GMT

*sigh*

today = not that great.

battle of the bands was cancelled.
SUCKS!!!
but it was rescheduled for tuesday, so in that case... im over it!

band practice was stupid today. that blacktop practice was a BITCH!!! straight up! word.

then i went to lunch with zack n hessie... they are my boyz yo... hahahhahaha. CALTORT... great place.

then we went to the mall. dude, im getting better at DDR. I WANNA PLAY SOMEMORE!!!!!!

and i saw tasha!!!!! and lauren and kristin came too. we randomly saw freddy there too, lol.

then i came home at 5:30 cuz my mom said to. because she never gets to see me. and she "wants to be a part of my life" psh.. i cleaned the basement and sat online.

today i realized something about myself. well... tonight rather. i can always find humor in things... even when tearing up... i can think of something to make myself smile. mostly because i think of things with my friends. so thanks guys!!! sounds corny as hell... but its true. and i can always throw in a stupid comment that only i would laugh at...lol. such as this... (beware, you may become stupider)

Dmstarcatcher (11:45:59 PM): shit happens
Dmstarcatcher (11:46:05 PM): i WILL get over it
SwEEtshorty8903 (11:46:09 PM): i know.
SwEEtshorty8903 (11:46:20 PM): and sooner or later shit will be good shit
Dmstarcatcher (11:46:29 PM): shit is never good
Dmstarcatcher (11:46:38 PM): unless you're constipated
Dmstarcatcher (11:46:42 PM): then i guess its good...
Dmstarcatcher (11:46:44 PM): hhahahahhahhahah

ya... good stuff. i love amanda.

its funny how things work out... or... dont i suppose.

doot doot doot. been in the same situation... so i can't be upset.

bum bum bum. JILLIAN NEEDS TO TEACH ME THE DANCE SOON! before i go to work tomorrow sounds good! or else monday.

homecoming is soon... CRAZY SHIT MAN.

i dont have anything else to say.

later

Thu, 20 Oct 2005 02:59:55 GMT

its kicking me in the ass!
i knew it would happen sometime.
i deserve it!
but hey... shit happens.
I'LL GET OVER IT.
dude i love this way of life.
i enjoy not dwelling.
its the shit.

could this be out of line...

Tue, 18 Oct 2005 04:42:05 GMT

i really need to get my ass into bed.
but i had the weirdest urge to update this mothafucka.
so i am.
i wrote a song tonight, its very... cynical and kind of terrible that i would write it, BUT WHO CARES. its catchy, ha.
i hate school. fuck it in the ass. with a fork. rar.
hey guess what guys, its like, 2 1/2 now! woo!
im not in the best of moods right now, but i dont really have a reason to be in a high quality mood right now do i? oh well. Shit happens, then you get over it.
we have our band showcase shiznat at catoctin tomorrow. i hope bonnie goes, hahahhah.
coldstone once again has cake batter... i missed it so much. yummmmmmm
your mom.
MY mom. hhahahha
i kissed 8 people on the cheek on saturday after that miraculous victory at our band competition. it was orgasmically delicious. mmm. the walkersville weiner strikes again!
feel better allison! i love you!
i miss brittany.
dude, i love how this is so random. i guess i would consider myself as a... writer of random bullshit. thats why i think i enjoy my entries. not to sound conceited, i just love random.
band ends in less than a month. i think im going to cry when it ends.
i cried after our performance saturday. we did so bad. how the fuck did we win?!
dude, NHS is bullshit. fucking essays sucking mucho cock...atoo. editing for F. haaaaaa
mr. f is so kool.
drama is stupid now. stupid little kid's theatre crap.
i need some sweet sweet lovin, hahhahahaha.
homecoming is soon. DEFINATELY excited. i've never gone single... should be amazing.
battle of the bands this weekend. MY DAD is coming. WHOA! talk about a celebrity! everyone should meet him, i love my dad man, he's so awesome.
fuck my ass.
mmm mashed potatoes are delicious. especially combined with steak. YUM
your mom is delicious combined with my steak. OH!
i hung out with carlye the other day... that was MAGNIFICENT. everyone bes' be respectin dey horoscopes.
i love the band bus.
dude... psycology is like, destroying my perception of life. im learning that emotions aren't really real... its just a bunch of chemicals causing you to feel one way or another. maybe im misinterpreting, but thats what im taking in. its kind of depressing, lol.
tasha, you are my hero.
i miss mike and antony. cheers are rough man. but no cheers, this week, and in 2 weeks, we'll have more shiz planned.
i need to shave... but where is my razor.
zack is my brotha.
hessie is fucking kool.
im in love with maurice.
allison is pimpin.
jenna is orgasmically delicious.
lauren is amazing.
kristen shall now be called iceblock, hahhahahaah, and she is fucking awesome as well.
everyone else, i love you.
nick hobbes... play next time you hobo.
i am so tired right now.
but i just want to keep writing! wow. this is amazing.
if you made it to this point, leave a comment saying "the halloweenification begins"
and any other love you may want to leave. :)
and i'd like to say....
HOW BOUT THEM COLTS?!?!??! I SAID HOW BOUT THEM COLTS?!?!!?!
i really want to hang out with amanda and carly (my tuscarora friends) sometime soon. they are so pimpin.
today i realized...
"oh shit, after this year, i have ANOTHER WHOLE YEAR of high school." GROSS!
i am officially the weirdest kid on the planet.
im gonna stop now before i say something extremely stupid.
later

can you feel the tension in the air?

Wed, 12 Oct 2005 03:45:10 GMT

yo ho ho...
i haven't updated in awhile... been busy and junx... as always.

life is pretty good right about now if i do say so myself. the band is lookin to be pretty successful, football is... going the same way as the past 2 years, and i LOVE my friends.

i LOVE all the new people i have met.

tomorrow is the PSAT... fucking gross.

i'll miss drama with carlye!!!! how will i survive the day?! i do not know.

hessie's new popular phrase when doing something weird is... "its ok, i've known you long enough." hahahahhah

i have a certain 3 people i cannot get out of my head!!!!! (maybe 4-ish) its ridiculous. im ridiculous. or just stupid. im sure you all know how i can be... ya i suck shut up. im sure most of you know anyways.

ANYWAYS
football game on friday... vs. fsk. i dont think they are that great, but hey, neither was liberty and look what happened. fuck that shit.

band competition, SO EXCITED.

ALSO EXCITED FOR HOMECOMING!!!!!
i want to dance with YOU

oh ya, also, everyone hook me up with a school pic. pleeeeeeeeease.

later

head for the hills, the kitchen's on fire

Thu, 06 Oct 2005 03:49:49 GMT

her: "im so stressed out right now. im about to have a mental breakdown or something."
me: "whats the first time that comes to mind when i say the word... runny?"
her: "wtf?!"
me: "i just wanted to see if you would say poop, cuz thats what a lot of people say."
her: "im sitting here telling you that im going through a mental breakdown and you ask me that??!!??!"

AAHAHHAAHAAHHAHAHHA. i felt so bad. but i cant help but crack up so much, hahahahahaha

rogers said he thought of poop by the way.

HI CARLYE... cuz i know you're reading this, hahahahah.

anyways... band is pimpin. i am actually starting to have a good feeling about this season... unlike i have been feeling since before saturday. i adore band so much... especially this year. i kinda like being one of the older people. i feel so influential and stuff. like doing cheers, that was so awesome. i remember looking down at mike n antony when they were doing it and being like, man i can't wait to do that, and now im them! thats so crazy. im riding the better bus on saturday by the way.

football... well... you know how that works every year.

girls... MUAR!!! BIG TIME!!!! fuck you jajck!!!!! just kidding :)

man, i dont know anything about anything anymore dude... things are so different and weird and junx now. dayum...

school sucks... RAR. nazelrods class isn't as fun anymore. how depressing. except carlye and lauren and kristen pimp it out!!!!!

ok bed time.
later.

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!

Sun, 02 Oct 2005 06:56:57 GMT

WOO!!!!!!!!

WE'RE IN 9TH PLACE BITCHES!!!!!!!!
AND I LOVE BAND!!!!!!

WE GOT 1ST PLACE AT OUR COMPETITION AT ALLEGANY TONIGHT!!!!!! HOW AMAZING!!!!!!

me and hessie and bill did cheers. FUCKING AWESOME. except my voice sounds like i just inhaled a shit load of helium. and my head hurts from shouting a lot. we charged the field. i wore the hotdog hat... its now the symbol of walkersville... foo. the walkersville weiner. allison, your hat is magic. mr. f is a funny man and we rocked the hizzizzle tonight. we beat all the group 3 bands there by at least 3 points.
the bus ride home was... painful? me and hessie and lauren and kristen and lawton kind of were all spread out in 4 seats trying to all get some of the blanket... and so we had legs crossed and it hurt... and so then i sat next to kristen and hessie with lauren and life was easier... twas nice... and then fricken bareass was sleeping in the aisle under us and poking people's butts n shit... what a dumbass, lol.
jenna and allison were lookin hott tonight, hahaahha. not even gonna lie.
deon is too kool to be a freshman.
lawton is the shit.
codystevens is the THE MAN. who probably learned too much for his own good today, lol.
lauren is bipolar and has a banshee laugh.
kristen has a hiccup laugh and was REALLY tired tonight, hahahhaaa.
hessie is the man with the plan.
zack is TAKEN!!!
bareass is an idiot.
VIDA STILL HAS MY SWEATSHIRT!!!!! RAR!
and hey! fuck the #5! or maybe 4... we'll see.

RUGBURN. YIKES!
"when i say zack's, you say taken! zacks! taken! wooooo!"

Sat, 01 Oct 2005 02:12:35 GMT

fuck walkersville football 2005 in the ass.